DAMN AM BROKE
I just realized how broke I am last night. So I open my fridge at like
9p.m looking for something to cook for dinner
,note I know it’s virtually empty but I look anyway (call it wishful thinking
if u must),I open it with such force that three eggs in a tray fall out and get
cracked *sad face looks at crowd*………….There I am cold and hungry at 9p.m
staring at the broken eggs thinking “damn that’s about six of seven pula’s
worth of eggs, I just don’t ball like that “,and that’s the story
about how I ate eggs and bread for dinner.
Yes if you’re listening to this(or reading this) ,what am trying to say is am
so broke sometimes gravity picks my meals. I mean the only thing between me and
poverty is like 20 pula (like no joke) I might have to look into the hobo
business very soon which isn’t too bad since they are happy. I was thinking
that homeless beggars are happy because that isn’t their lowest point as
shocking as that may be its true!
Being a homeless beggar is a business and you
use how dirty and pitiful you look to get people to give you money because one,
they feel more fortunate than you (which is basically you giving them an ego
boost) or two, they want you to keep your filth to yourself, now imagine every
hobo’s first three weeks of being homeless * witty look stares at crowd* not
only did he
have to adjust to this hard degrading life the whole homeless
beggar thing couldn’t have been going to well , I mean not only did he lack
experience but his clothes
weren’t torn
or dirty and he still looked relatively washed ,no matter how you look
at that it couldn’t have been good for
business .Those three weeks must have been hell ,you see Mr. homeless guy now ,don’t
pity him *chuckle* no no
no
that’s a happy confident guy who has the
right tools to do what he has to to survive not to mention a boat load of
experience. I know there is a woman’s activist going
TheBloodyTruth you sexist pig
women can be homeless to so your use of he is unwarranted, well to them I say “no
matter how tough things get when yours back is against the wall, pussy is
always a great ace in the hole”. See what I did there using hole………..not funny?
fine but the idiots for paying to watch me tell jokes, but as a broke man I
have to find pleasure in simple things and by simple I mean cheap or free stuff
like coco cola or good weather but my favorite thing and I love it ,its when I
see a woman breast feeding in public…………not in that creepy oooooohhhhh boobies
kinda way but you see normally one has to pay to see a woman’s breasts whether
it be through prostitution, dinner, internet downloads or paying for a drink, it’s
just nice to see them for free from time to time , another one of my simple
pleasures is noticing stupid stuff like “shadows must be Gods way of fucking
with racist white people”, I mean don’t get me wrong I have enough money to
last the rest of my life ……provided I die tomorrow.
