Cow and chicken

Mama had a Chicken! Mama had a Cow!

Dad was proud! He didn't care how!

Or so Mama thought. Truth was, Dad knew all along. What Mama did to him, was certainly very wrong. Ever since months ago, Dad knew Mama was acting different. She cheated on him. But to be fair, Mama didn't know what to do. Cause Dad was working late nights, and barely had any time for her. Mama was confused and very lonely, she understood the financial situation, and yet still wanted and needed to feel loved.

So she kept visiting the farm, where the animals gave her the comfort and attention she desired. A little too much. 10 months later. Chicken was born. Dad was shocked and infuriated. He didn't how to deal with having a chicken for a son, and neglected both his wife and his child. But that didn't help at all, cause Mama still felt unloved. Dad ignored her coldly.

Eventually , Mama went back to the farm cause nobody else would talk to her. This time. She was pregnant with a cow. And Dad definitely knew it wasn't his. Doctor said Mama's body wouldn't survive, and she was going to die giving birth to it. So Dad desperately tried to find a solution. He found another doctor who could deliver the baby without Mama dying in the process. At a special cost. He agreed to it, but it turns out, that he was tricked by a Red Guy, who was in fact the Devil!

Dad unknowingly sold Mama's and his soul. And after Cow was born. He couldn't take it. His mental stability deteriorated as he tried to tolerate everything that was happening in his life, and he figured the only way now was to passion kill both him and Mama. But that didn't work, cause since they sold their souls to the Devil, they couldn't die now. And were trapped in their inescapable reality. Attempting to kill themselves, they had inadvertently lost their upper bodies. The psychological and physical trauma was far too much for them, and they gradually began to lose their minds until they finally mentally collapsed. Time went by as they laughed hysterically each day trying to cope with it all. While still trying to raise their kids...

Cow and Chicken!

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na....Naaaaaa!